Starshine has been thrust, Spandex-clad, into a world of sweaty, grunting beefcakes. And she doesn’t like it as much as you’d think.
Writer & Columnist • Santa Barbara, CA
Writer & Columnist • Santa Barbara, CA
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Starshine has been thrust, Spandex-clad, into a world of sweaty, grunting beefcakes. And she doesn’t like it as much as you’d think.
Despite what it looks like, Starshine swears she did NOT give birth to two Sarah Brightman-loving 68-year olds.
Powerless at the pump, the bus may be the exact change you need.
This just in: Rational thought is backed up for miles along South Carolina’s roadways, where a serious traffic collision between Church and State has left our Constitution in critical condition.
And it’s left Atheists a little cross.
The state recently approved a series of government-issued license plates bearing the words “I BELIEVE” and the image of a Christian cross in front of a stained-glass window. In addition to boasting their state-sanctioned love for square dancing, wild turkeys, and Dale Earnhardt Jr., South Carolina residents can now share their devotion to Jesus Christ with anyone lucky enough to be eating their dust.
The plate was proposed by Republican state Sen. Larry Grooms “to allow people of faith to have an expression of their belief.” Apparently ichthys fish and “God is my copilot” bumper stickers just weren’t converting heathens like they used to.
Lamenting that boys prefer guns to glitter.
With Starshine, watusi is what you get.
Parents aren’t supposed to say this out loud, but… we don’t always like our kids.
Obama! Baby! Sweetheart! Advising the sweet-talkin’ senator to watch his language.
Fifty mothers bask in a kindness that has become all but foreign to them.